CUMRAW

A CUMRAW 'Caker Undesirable Man Revered by Asian Women' is an adjective that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The phenomenon has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and much angst among indigenous and foreign male Asian populations.

That chesterfield standing outside the bubble tea joint must be a CUMRAW!