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camera

A little box that bestows a power unknown on its weilder, which gives them the apparent ability to control the facial expression and bodily pose of whomever they point the small box toward.

Cameraman: "Stand over there and raise your hands to the sky"

Others: -stand in directed area and raise hands-"This good?"

Cameraman: "Now Say Cheese"

Others: "Cheese"

by Vyxx August 22, 2007

279๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


camera

1. A device that can capture a frozen image of time itself.
2. An object capable of destroying lives.
3. A device that shows what you really look like.

1. Teh sun will nevere look the same.
2. This is a picture of my boss cheating on his wife. I used a camera to take the picture.
3. Person 1: Oh my god. Why didn't anyone tell me?
Person 2: You always looked like that, you dumbshit.
Person 1: Nooooooooooooo.

by we found a problem October 8, 2007

74๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


camera

an object to create pornography

John: yo paul i got a camera!
Paul: sweet let's film some porn!

by Legenocide October 10, 2005

189๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


camera

An electronic device that allows teenage girls to take numerous images of themselves at strange angles so as to post over 9000 un-viewable images all over myspace and be the ~*SuPeR_gIrL*~.

The camera is the device of choice for the camera whore...

by Lord Cohliani February 7, 2010

44๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


camera

a device used to steal the souls of Aboriginal people, referred to as a picture box by many hill-billies.

Look, that aboriginals soul was just stolen by a camera.

by Chodey McChode February 25, 2006

110๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


camera

1. an apparatus used to take photographs by the admittance of light rays through an aperture. Often using a lens to focus the rays onto a film of light-responsive chemicals.

2. Dutch slang for cool.

1. There's a nice bird, I'd like to remember what that looks like forever. I think I'll take a photomegraph with my camera.

2. Wow man, thet bord ish sho camera...

by TheIan October 23, 2003

49๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


camera

Any thing usable to capture an image for future viewing.

(i bet no one knows this)

The computer has a screen shot camera
press print scrn, open paint, press ctrl+v.

by green poo June 29, 2009

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