campino

When the male ejaculates above the girl's mouth, then punches her in the nose, and swirls the blood with the semen.

i wanted to spice up my self life, so i gave my gf a campino!

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Campino

One of the unknown norse Gods; Unknown since he abadoned his place in Valhalla to live amongs the mortals. Strong and wise, he led the world through the darkest times

Let us sacrifice a swede to Campino

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Campinos

A striker with two left feet. Usually missing the most goals, and coming up with just as many excuses.

Despite their position a usual Campinos is playing most of their games at the back of the pitch in defence.
Every referee in the pro clubs community has given a Campinos a straight red or 5.
Some may Campinos’ are veterans of the game, playing since FIFA 14 on the Wii

Person 1 - “Why do we have a red card?… Ahh we must have a Campinos!”
Or

“Please score Campinos!… and he has missed, great!”

Campino UV

The wearing of a shade of pink, fushia, or magenta which causes permanent and irreversible damage to the optic nerve and is accompanied by retinal detachment. Unfortunate victims of campino IV may appear to be raising their eyebrows in confusion or delight and however effortless their accompanying blindness might seem they are left feel helpless ridiculous and very very sad. Very sad.

To avoid Campino UV it is necessary to dilute the eye irritating substance with a wash of pure white, grey, or in rare cases an opaque black bandage to be placed over both eyes for the rest of eternity decreasing the risk of vertigo, nausea, indigestion, hysteria, convulsion, and synesthesia.