Capitalitis

The condition brought about by the ravages of capitalism in someone's life, as it pertains to their creativity and their general pursuit of happiness. Basically, suffering from the need to earn a living in a way that does not fulfill their deeper purpose.

I wonder if John suffers from capitalitis? He can't make ends meet but he seems to have given up wanting to work for someone else at a dead end job.

Capitalization

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..
I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..

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Capitalism

Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs loved capitalism

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Capitalism

An economic system based on private ownership in which the major goal is to obtain profit. A free market economy.

The United States is a capitalist country.

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Capitalism

When no birthday money

Capitalism:
“–Mom can i get birthday money?
–no”

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no capital

extended version of no cap, meaning that you are not lying.

those chicken tenders were pretty bad no capital.

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capital

In economics, (1) Materials or equipment used to produce goods (e.g., tools, parts, inventory, buildings, fixtures, hours of training); or (2) money that is used in a business venture. Capital is created by saving, rather than consuming, economic output. Over time, saving accumulates into capital; it also depreciates.

The total amount of capital in an economy is very important in determining total output.

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