caports

too short to be capris. too long to be shorts. guys think they're cool. they often times look like swim trunks.

Jamie: Err, Chelsea? See (name left out) shorts? Err, capris?
Chelsea: Ew...
Jamie: They too long to be shorts, and short to be capris, but what do we call them?
Chelsea: Kuh-... Por-..
Jamie and Chelsea: CAPORTS!!!

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caporters

a slang word for the controseptive worn on the male genetalia

I had a hot date planned so I went to mejiers and picked up a pack of caporters to protect my down hang.

Caport

To ejaculate with extreme force

I can caport 6 feet