caporters

a slang word for the controseptive worn on the male genetalia

I had a hot date planned so I went to mejiers and picked up a pack of caporters to protect my down hang.

caports

too short to be capris. too long to be shorts. guys think they're cool. they often times look like swim trunks.

Jamie: Err, Chelsea? See (name left out) shorts? Err, capris?
Chelsea: Ew...
Jamie: They too long to be shorts, and short to be capris, but what do we call them?
Chelsea: Kuh-... Por-..
Jamie and Chelsea: CAPORTS!!!

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Caport

To ejaculate with extreme force

I can caport 6 feet