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The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.
"But why is the rum gone?!"
All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!
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Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the super sexy Johnny Depp, is the enigmatic star of "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is constantly drunk, sneaky and extremely lucky, not to mention the hottest pirate to have ever roamed the sea - AHRR. Captain Jack Sparrow is adored by horny fan girls and captivated viewers alike who didn't realise how much they really enjoyed pirates and or pirate movies until they set eyes apon this metrosexually drunken, kohl-wearing character.
Wow, I didn't realise Johnny Depp's full potential until he wore eyeliner as Captain Jack Sparrow.
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A drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan. This night will eventually end up with you looking for your Black Pearl, yarring most of the time and walking as if you had a wooden leg.
Guaranteed loss of sight, eye patch or not.
- Would you like a Captain Jack Sparrow?
- No thanks. Last time I woke up with a tribe in the Caribbeans.
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saturated with rum; constantly hot. smudged kohl eyeliner and red bandana. complete with beads and silver in hair. unverified accent. pirate in the caribbean; captain of the black pearl.
i love captain jack sparrow, captain of the black pearl and my heart :)
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Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.
You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
Yeah, but why is the rum gone?
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Its when you bust in a girl's eye then she says "ARRRRRRRRR" while covering her left eye with the right hand.
dont know where it came from.
I gave that slut a capt'n jack and then kicked her outta my car
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Slang term for paedophile due to fact that pirates had a reputation for molesting the ships cabin boy.
His has a fondness for children, we should cal him Captain Jack Sparrow.
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