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1. The feces of a cat
2. food that tastes really nasty.
1. Eww...there's cat shit in my garden!
2. What the hell is this? Liver and onions? I'm not eating this cat shit!
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a small shit, much like that of a cat's.
person 1: Man, I take like tiny shits.
person 2: Haha, you take like little cat shits.
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Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.
Example:
Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.
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What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.
Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!
Morning breath which smells as if a cat took a shit in your mouth, as you slept.
Good morning, did a cat shit in your mouth last night? Your breath is "cat shit breath".
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The taste in your mouth when you wake up if you neglect to brush your teeth the previous night/day. Usually occurs from a night of heavy alcohol consumption. It can also have the feel and density of overly-sweetened honey.
Drinker 1: Man I have this horrible taste in my mouth.
Drinker 2: Dude you drank a lot last night and just passed out on the couch. You've got cat shit in the mouth.
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