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filling someone's ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.
She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish
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The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.
Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!
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I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.
The discharge you get in your mouth after eating a girl out that has a yeast infection.
“I knew that girl was dirty, I ended up with some cheese danish backwash afterwards”
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Having sexual intercourse with a Danish woman and ejaculating inside her.
Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.
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When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.
Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.
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holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes