Chicken-Headerist

someone who, after reading said header to an article, becomes enraged, shares the article and overly emotionalizes the idea behind the header, whether for or against, such that it enrages their sphere of interaction. This is similar to a headerist but their incredulity rises to a stupid and obnoxious level.

Dude, they are not actually coming for your guns. You don't have to get so emotional over it! If you had actually read the article, you'd have seen that the law was voted down. You're such a freaking chicken-headerist. Chill!