Chill Balls

Noun

1. A term generally used to describe the U.S. Coast Guard.

"Damn, I wish I could take a rip of the bong..too bad I'm in the gay ass Navy."

"Dude we burn so much ganj in the chill balls Coast Guard"

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Chill Balls

an expression used to calm someone down when they are freaking out

"I LOST MY KEYS! OH SHIT MY RENTS ARE GOING TO FREAK OUTT!!"

"Hey..chill balls, we'll find your damn keys"

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age-chilled balls

old man balls that haven't been used in sexual relations since the Eisenhower administration.

Last time Dick Cheney got his age-chilled balls warmed the Black Crowes were beardless.

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chill as balls

The highest level of chill a person can possibly be.

Bob G. is chill as balls.

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Chill your balls

To chill out, relax

Dude why don't you just chill your balls already?

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Chill your balls

To calm down, stop being pissy

When told to chill your balls it shows someone is pissed

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Chilling my balls off

Chilling so fucking hard that its unreal.

A: Yo dog , 'da fuck you up to son?

B: Dude, I am chilling my fucking balls off, smoking blunts and playing fuckin modern warfare 2 while getting a my dick sucked by an asian girl.

A: In that case I need to start chilling my balls off.

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