Chitting

{verb} Chitting is like chatting except you are shitting while you do it. Usually through the use of a laptop/notebook.

EXAMPLE:
tigercooter69:BRB
firecrotch19:where u going?
tigercooter69:gotta wipe!
firecrotch19:r u chitting again?
tigercooter69:.......
firecrotch19:gawdammint

Chitting

The act of cumming and shitting at the same time. (Pronounced Kitting)

I'm Chitting all over the place!

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Chit

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CHit/Submit
noun
1.
a short official note, memorandum, or voucher, typically recording a sum owed.
2.
The sound a single squirrel makes in warning to other squirrels. (A group of squirrel chatting to each other is called chatter, or chatting).

I heard the squirrel chit in alarm at the crazy ass lady barking at him. They all began to chatter.

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Chit

A little Mexican beef. Commonly found at fast food Mexican Restaurants, such as Taco Bell.

Pronounced as "chEEt"

Chit is like a little Mexican beef.

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Chit

Can be used in place of "shit"; usually is pronounced this way by someone who is old, and of The Angry Geriatric Kind--the Geriatric Kind that, perhaps, has regained mobility thanks to The Scooter Store.

"Chit, give me Dr. Pepper, bitch."

"Chit, chut-up, bitch."

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Chit it

another way of saying hit it and quit it.

(when checking out a girl) I'd chit it.

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Chit

A once-in-a-lifetime thing that someone is able to cash in, in exchange for any favour. First used in Malcolm in the Middle episode "Krelboyne Girl".

Francis: OK Dad, I'm calling in my chit.
Hal: What?
Francis: You know, my chit. It's that one thing you're allowed to cash in.
Hal: Francis, that doesn't exist...

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