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A man ejaculate's in his partner's asshole, puts in a buttplug, then removes it after 24 hours and then eat's his partner's ass.
"I tried to give my girlfriend a Chocolate Cheese, but she had to take a dump the next morning and all my effort went down the drain."
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When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
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a.k.a. The Triple C
When a man does not shower for a lengthy period of time allowing him to accumulate a healthy deposit of smegma on his penis. He then follows by having anal sex causing
said smegma to rub off and accumulate in and around the anus which then dries and crustifies causing a blockage. This results in a brutal case of constipation and backed-up feces against the cheesy anus cork.
Tammy: "Trixie, you're not looking too good...what's wrong?"
Trixie: "I let this guy go through the back door last week, and I've been feeling like crap ever since."
Tammy: "Did he happen to smell really bad?"
Trixie: "Actually ya...how'd you know?"
Tammy: "Ah ha...you got Triple C'ed..."
Wendy: "Doc, I haven't been able to go boom boom for quite a while now..."
Doctor: "Let me take a look...holy moly, you've got a Chocolate Cheese Cork."
Wendy: "Sweet Cheesus...not again."
Doctor: "Wait here, I'm gonna find some nachos!"
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Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.
The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."
See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.
EXAMPLE 1:
Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack
Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!
Girl: Result!
EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!
Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!
Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
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The act of shoving an cheese stick (fried or otherwise) up one's anus.
My penis was broken so I gave my partner a chocolate cheese stick. We ate it afterwards.
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A guy shits into a girls vagina, then quickly slips his cock in and fucks her until he jisms into her cunt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created
Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well
Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty
Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite
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1. An incredible album by Ween
2. A delicious, underrated combo
1. Chocolate and cheese is the epitome of good music.
2. Chocolate and cheese is the epitome of tastiness.
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