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chop off

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off

by cred80 March 5, 2009

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chop-off

Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.

'Damn, no time, I'm gonna have to do a chop-off.'

by Chris987 May 25, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chopped Off

Receiving a blowjob

"How did it go with that chick last night? Did she chop you off"

by DrCipher December 11, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chopped-Off

The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?

Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.

by UranusMan1337 June 28, 2011

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chop off poo

when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.

1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.

2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.

by Earl G. October 25, 2004

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chop off dick december

the month to chop dicks off

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

by DickLover250 October 3, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


chopping it off

Making an excess amount of cash

Sky and Virgin control the market - they are chopping it off!

by heyyomikeyheyyomikey October 19, 2017