Chozer

A large, somewhat rugged male who resembles a half Chinese half Bulldozer elite specimen. Usually standing above 6’3 and weighing in over 16.4 Stone, a Chozer is often spotted in their natural habitat consisting primarily of the Canadian Ice Hockey Rink or a Harvey’s flame grilled hamburger facility.

Holy crap is that Yao Ming on skates ?
No, they drafted a Chozer.