Cleanax

How the name, "Kleenex" (a major brand of nasal tissue) is sometimes spelled, because when you hear somebody say Kleenex it often comes out sounding like, "Cleanax".

{Drake}: Hey Josh, can you pass me a Cleanax?
{Josh}: Fuck you Drake, go get your own goddamn Cleanax!!!

Cleanaxing

The process of trying to clean your house, office, car etc. and stopping to relax every other minute to eat, drink and/or smoke at the same time; therefore making it take 8 hours to finish something that should be done in 4.

I didn't make it to the flicks last night because I was stuck cleanaxing in my crib all day.