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To "Clooney it" is one's decision to avoid starting a family for the rest of his/her life.
A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"
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The act of secretly shitting in a friends cat litter box. Then the friend says "what the hell is wrong with my freakin cat!!!" Try it a day after eating corn. Geogre Clooney admitted to this as a college prank.
_______ had a party and we left him a CLOONEY!!
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Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.
Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.
NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.
While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.
"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"
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The act of going down on a girl that hasn't recently shaved and the appearance and feel is what it must be like to kiss George Clooney with his 5 o'clock shadow.
"I went down on this chick, she needed to shave, it was a total Clooney."
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Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)
"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."
"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."
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A synonym for tit fucking. Especially applied to tit-fucking women with large breasts. Emergence after the 2007 Academy Awards when a noticeably tipsy George Clooney was seen leading a rather shell shocked (and well endowed) Jennifer Hudson off stage.
Jeff: Did you see Jennifer Hudson....
Brett: ..yeah, Clooney, titfucks her backstage
Jeff: You mean he clooneys her
Brett: Yes.
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Clooney as in George Clooney.
A So So Tv actor of 80's,90's who suddenly someone thought belongs on the Big Screen
Has won an Oscar,But the majority of his movies are B.O. Poision and yet the mother fucker keeps acting
Known to make movies Only* he * wants to see
The older Ben Afflack,only marginally more talented..but barely
"Dude,Let's go See Men who Stare At Goats"
Dude#2:"Fuck dat,I don't wanna see dat shit it's A CLOONEY"
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