Clooneyed

The act of dumping baby powder, flour, or some other white powder in your friend's hair to give them that ever so sexy salt-and-pepper look George Clooney rocks to hell; a prank similar to antiquing that's made even funnier by its witty pop culture reference.

His ass got Clooneyed!

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Clooney

The act of secretly shitting in a friends cat litter box. Then the friend says "what the hell is wrong with my freakin cat!!!" Try it a day after eating corn. Geogre Clooney admitted to this as a college prank.

_______ had a party and we left him a CLOONEY!!

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Clooneying

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.

While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"

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Clooney it

To "Clooney it" is one's decision to avoid starting a family for the rest of his/her life.

A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"

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Clooney

The act of going down on a girl that hasn't recently shaved and the appearance and feel is what it must be like to kiss George Clooney with his 5 o'clock shadow.

"I went down on this chick, she needed to shave, it was a total Clooney."

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clooneying

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)

"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."

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Clooney

A synonym for tit fucking. Especially applied to tit-fucking women with large breasts. Emergence after the 2007 Academy Awards when a noticeably tipsy George Clooney was seen leading a rather shell shocked (and well endowed) Jennifer Hudson off stage.

Jeff: Did you see Jennifer Hudson....
Brett: ..yeah, Clooney, titfucks her backstage
Jeff: You mean he clooneys her
Brett: Yes.

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