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clumpkin

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin

Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

by Justus Balentine January 3, 2007

70๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


clumpkin

clumpkin is when you dig up a deceased grandparent from a graveyard and give them head

where are you going? "oh I'm going to go give grandpa some clumpkin, want to come?"

by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


clumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while playing call of duty.

Dude, Judy gave Matt an amazing clumpkin last night!

by iloveclumpkins69 October 30, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clumpkin

The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.





"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."

by Katie MacphArson October 5, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clumpkin

Getting a blumpkin from someone with cleft palate.

Boy, that Cliff Palate from the Howard Stern show sure gives a mean clumpkin.

by Quazmodiar August 4, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clumpkin

Receiving a blow job whilst undergoing a colonic.

Aron lay in a state of physical confusion while the nurse performed a clumpkin

by Slenis October 23, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet

Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker

by Deuceknevil August 9, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž