Coffucker

The person in the office who drinks coffee all day, but never helps make a fucking pot of it!

I see you are drinking the last cup of coffee again without making more, you god damn COFFUCKER!!!

coffuck

Combination of "coffee" and "fuck". Something you say when you (or someone else) think the better way to surface in the morning is having a coffee and getting laid.

Girl: Damn, I really don't manage to wake up today...

Boy: Let's have a coffuck, it's my miracle cure against tiredness!

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Coffucked up

Receiving a free coffee from a coffee shop because the barista fucked up someone elses order.

Would you like this large double double aswell? I coffucked up an order earlier.