coik

The sound of a gummie worm bouncing off someone's forehead in a tent.

I really coiked ya one. Yeah! Fuck you bitch!

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coik

coik.. a local Shropshire word for someone who is a cock or just very annoying

dunner werrit youd coik(stop being a cock)

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coik

trying to spell "cool" on msn, it can be used in many ways to say stuff.

that thing you said was coik

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coik

1) a transitive verb, only applicable to males, used to describe the act of kicking, hitting, or otherwise causing injury to the groin, specifically the testicles (balls). usually used in the past tense (coiked)

see also knackered

2) a noun describing the unique and unmistakable pain associated with being hit in the testicles, (uncommon)

1) "My little brother was giving me the shits so i coiked him in the balls"
"I slipped on the balance beam and coiked myself"

2) "I can feel the coik coming on"

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Coik

Acronym for Clear Only If Known.
Usually used in response to opaque text or speech that requires prior knowledge of jargon to understand.

"Has my order been despatched?"

"It's showing as having been processed by the User Satisfaction Team on the system."

"Coik!"

"I'm sorry sir I don't know what that means."

"Like your response, it is an answer that is only clear if you already know what it means."

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Fuck-a-coik

A phrase mostly used by excited boys with tourette syndrome

Fuck-a-coik! lets go to the bar