The act of defecating on a glass table, while another person's face is directly below the table/feces. Similar to the hot karl and the warm karl
Sandi received a Cold Karl from Jill because she refused to get crapped on.
60π 21π
giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'
i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl
15π 50π
so your fucking a girl in the ass right? meanwhile you shit on a plate and stick it in the freezer. then when u are tired of sex and/or your dick is red from abrasion, you proceed to extract the frozen log from the freezer and shove it up the woman's ass until it eventually thaws
"i had some corn to eat last night and my "Real Cold Karl" on susy was kinda of lumpy but she still enjoyed it"
2π 2π
Blowing a line of adderall off a dick and then whispering in his ear his brothers dick is bigger.
Get yourself a βCold Captain Karlβ and get back in the game.