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See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no pussy
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What most people in the UK would call a cat.
{Harold}: Come here David! I want you to stroke my pussy.
{David}: Uh...um...no thank you Harold; only females would have pus...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!!
The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!?
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A person who is scared or lame af.
Me: mar jump off the bridge
Mar: hell no
Me: you're such a fucking pussy
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Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.
The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
I ate her pussy and then fucked it.
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Food eaten by men and lesbians.
"Did your man eat your pussy?," asked Jane. "No," said June, "I let a lesbian make a meal out of my pussy." "To each its' own," said Jane.
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Sweety it's cold out you should really put on your pussy.
Thanks mom see you after school.
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