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A lethal virus contracted on one's computer due to excessive observation of pornography. Generally non-curable.
Tyrone: Yo, I gots mad computer AIDS 'cause I be watchin' like nine consecutive hours of porn yesterday.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.
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When your computer starts freezing in random spurts. Can be passed from computer to computer. Next internet craze.
GOD! my computer has like, computer AIDS or something!
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Computer Aided Fap (CAF) is the use of computer systems to assist in the creation and optimization of a one's fapping experience. CAF is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. CAF may be through viewing pictures or videos of a pornographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing Snapchat, YouNow or other social media. Other CAF may include dirty chats, reading sexually stimulating stories, etc.
Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.
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In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt
Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”