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1)The state in which a person at a computer can no longer see the screen clearly nor can they move their fingers correctly.2) when a person is sick of being at a computer. 3) breasts are in the way of the keyboard
Computitis is when a womans breasts are in the way of the keyboard on a computer.
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Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.
On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.
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Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.
We have a lot of computical equipment.
A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.
I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!
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The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
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The answer to every single question.
Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.
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Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.
May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.
{From a TV spot for portable generators}:
Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
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