Consultitute

1- The coupling of Consultant and Prostitute, usually given to professionals who provide ephemeral remedies and/or problems to an already present radical problem/normal situation.
2- Applies to several professionals in the field that, regardless of who's calling and the price they are paying, they have to be there.
3- Applies to professionals who fornicate their way up into the hierarchy of a Consulting firm

"Sweetheart, shall I book our regular table?"

"No Hun, I have a business dinner with my a new client. I need to crack that account"

"Such a Consultitute, babe !"