Cookiefuck

The entrance to a fat girl's heart through a cookie in the vagina a la 'Insert Coin'.

Mike: Dude you totally got laid last night.
Juan: Really? Shit I was so drunk
Mike: Yeah with Emily too
Juan: OH GOD NO.
Mike: I was surprised too, she's a big conservative but you cookiefucked her pretty bad.

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