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cooner

shortened version of racoon, something amanda busch eats
OR
the bakuns aka bacooner

1.im a cooner
2.cooner out

by gobstopper69 April 10, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


cooner

two words: FFFIIIRRREEE CCCRRROOOTTTCCCHHH!!!!

1.Red-haired children

by alexis April 16, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


cooner

shaggy hairstyle worn by mostly bros; usually the same length all the way around; the hair must be worn straight (not curly or wavy)

bro 1- "hey, bro, what did you do to your hair?"

Bro 2- "nothin man, I just let it grow out straight, its called a cooner."

by coonerbro13 July 11, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


cooner

1. mug all you need to know is that a cooner is a mo fo-in name given to a mo fo-in trick ass hoe cuz she eat deez muvs. Why? she a mo fo-in hick....
2. name given to hicks
3. fuck this shit im outy

LOvInhiCkS4LiFE: i swear i saw dat cooner girl in me trailer yard lastnight.
FuCKmyASs: i know i sawed her too she steeelen alls ours food.

by marius b., lil nigga, mandingo May 5, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooneral

A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.

Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021

28๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooner

A type of duck from mid-africa, that cannot fly nor swim. Used in a metaphorical sense to describe someone that does not fit in anywhere.

That one legged, blind man is such a cooner. He doesn't fit in anywhere!

by Kevinsacooner June 10, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooner

FINE BLACK PUSSY! Fine...juicy...curly and yummy

Did you see Latiqua the other day? That is some nice COONER!

by c-slaw August 19, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž