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A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.
Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.
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shortened version of racoon, something amanda busch eats
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the bakuns aka bacooner
1.im a cooner
2.cooner out
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A type of duck from mid-africa, that cannot fly nor swim. Used in a metaphorical sense to describe someone that does not fit in anywhere.
That one legged, blind man is such a cooner. He doesn't fit in anywhere!
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two words: FFFIIIRRREEE CCCRRROOOTTTCCCHHH!!!!
1.Red-haired children
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shaggy hairstyle worn by mostly bros; usually the same length all the way around; the hair must be worn straight (not curly or wavy)
bro 1- "hey, bro, what did you do to your hair?"
Bro 2- "nothin man, I just let it grow out straight, its called a cooner."
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FINE BLACK PUSSY! Fine...juicy...curly and yummy
Did you see Latiqua the other day? That is some nice COONER!
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1. mug all you need to know is that a cooner is a mo fo-in name given to a mo fo-in trick ass hoe cuz she eat deez muvs. Why? she a mo fo-in hick....
2. name given to hicks
3. fuck this shit im outy
LOvInhiCkS4LiFE: i swear i saw dat cooner girl in me trailer yard lastnight.
FuCKmyASs: i know i sawed her too she steeelen alls ours food.
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