Female who is willing and fully adjustable to any sexual position
2 chains raps "fat rabbit on that craftmatic"
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Device used to facilitate autofellatio
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Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.
Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.
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A particularly accommodating female sexual partner
When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.
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To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed
βBro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!β
βI hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the partyβ
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