Crannied

When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.

Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"

Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"

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Crannying

Crannying is using Google in order to find out answers to trivia questions and passing them off as your own.

Can you name someone who has been a team mate of Micah Richards, Santi Cazorla, Cristiano Ronaldo, Shay Given and Andrea Pirlo?

Someone answers "Giuseppe Rossi" after 10 seconds.

"Fucking hell, he's been Crannying again!"

Cranny

A tight or untainted vagina

"My flaccid penis mashed against the entry hole of her cranny."

"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"

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Cranny

mostly used as an adjective to define derro behaviour. Doing something with alcohol, cigarettes or drugs will get you referred to as this if you're a boy or Getting pregnant at a young age for girls

"look at that guy, hes so drugged up"
"yeah hes so cranny"

"Lisa got knocked up"
"Isnt she 16?"
"yep, shes so cranny"

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cranny

a granny's crack

not to be confused with a nanny's crack, which is the difference of 50 years

A:so what did u do this weekend?
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny

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Cranny

The result of a cranberry colliding at high speeds with a granny (grandmother). It has a fruity taste but wit ha hint of soap and denture cream mixed in. It is still considered a fruit, but not good to eat.

That's one plump cranny, dude.
Man, my cranny exploded on me the other day and now I'm all sticky.

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cranny

cranny is a big headed freak wiv big ugly balti stained teeth man!! smells aswell

yo wots dat smell man?!
must be cranny

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