crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive

Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

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Crap Cakes

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.

Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!

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Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.

Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.