Crimnip2

Crimnip2 (Alexander), aka the second crimnipple, was created from crimnipple dust left behind by the 0.69th crimnipple on earth, and had been mashed together with ketchup by someone named Yath.

They were pretty depressed, but lived a decent life with their 68% of a braincell, until they got lost and died in Yath's hair.

???: Papa, why do Crimnip1 and Crimnip2 always have to fight?
Papa: Well, son, the two of them are practically twins, they were both made from the 0.69th's crimnipple dust, and you know how siblings are!
???: No I don't papa, I don't have any siblings.