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Cripps

A large error. A mistake with large consequences.

Derived from Dave Cripps - chief disastoror extrodinaire.

'Oh no, I've done a right Cripps here.'

'You've Crippsed that up good and propper.'

by Dr Jones March 23, 2005

36πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Cripps

To be absolutely useless with all forms of technology, if they touch anything it will go wrong or break.
Also commonly uses the words goat or muppet.

person with cripps gene: the pc has stopped working!
normal person: let me look
person with cripps gene: what the??... how did you do that
normal person: I dont have the cripps gene

Cripps: that person drives like a goat.

by 01010101010101010 October 15, 2008

11πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Cripps

To be a complete and utter dobber. particularly when posting on an internet football forum. He likes to suck dick, particularly that of Scottish men named marc.

My mate was being a fanny so i asked him why he was acting like Cripps.

by bananananaman December 2, 2008

2πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Cripps it

When beginner scooter/moped riders, accidentally use the throttle instead of the break and crash into hilarious objects such as gates.

He totally crippsed it into an elephant.
"Did you cripps it?" 'yeah... straight into side of a marshmallow factory'

by Actionlow June 20, 2013


cripps

Probably a Crippled bitch with dementia and diagnosed with dumb cunt disorder. Has the brain of a pea and the humour of someone living in 2011. Prolly gonna get convicted for manslaughter if they become a nurse.

what’s the kid doing in the back of cripps car

by Scholarpoo May 9, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Brandon Cripps

Full name for the swaggiest of the swaggy. A man who enjoys long walks on the beach and ducking at video games (Namely PubG). He tries very hard but never quite achieves the chicken dinner. He is often sighted with his notorious pal Mr. Nosleeves. But I can't state fully enough.. how bad he is at video games! Its bad. Like, bad.

Wow Im really pulling a Brandon Cripps and sucking balls at this game right now.

by Steve Boshman December 27, 2018


Big Cripp

some kid named jason or miguel uses the word

boy1:Big cripp
boy2: BIG Cripp

by TahNahmir April 27, 2022