Cruming

When you’re a dusty little bastard and crumbs fall out of your mouth.

When we were at lunch my friend started cruming all over me.

Cruming

Crumbing

Crum•ing
/krəmiNG/
adjective

1. The state between Cumming and Crying.

2. When life is screwing you over and a huge cock just straight up FUCKS you.

After buying a Five Nights at Freddy's t-shirt she started cruming.

This week has been so hard and my girlfriend doesn't love me anymore, my life is just cruming.

Nicolas crume

Very small only thing that he can lift is a piece of grass funny smart great friend can get butthurt sometimes but in the can do a great stupid person voice

Guy 1: Hey what’s up nick

Nicolas Crume: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Guy 1: you ok

Nicolas Crume: yup just played some fortnite