cryptosexual

Someone who is primarily attracted to, or has sex with mythological creatures or other unknown beings. (From the word cryptozoology)

Consensual sex with Bigfoot
would make you a cryptosexual.

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Cryptosexual

An individual who spends hours a day in front of a crypto currency charts. Uses every social opportunity to bore everybody to death with crypto talk.

"Did you hear John at lunch earlier?" "I know, he's such a cryptosexual, he couldn't shut up about his stupid IOTAs and Litecoins"

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