Culligan Man still makes house calls to clean your pipes..
Girl calls Culligan Man:
Honey will your come over an clean my pipes????
Aaahh you got female problems ???
Well yah! you don't think I would call Culligan if I needed a oil change. do yah???
6π 15π
The poor house. The skids. Skid row. The absolute pits.
After the stock market crashed he moved to Culligan Estates.
The act of a golden shower but because you drank so much, your urine is clear.
Dude, she asked for a golden shower but I gave her the culligan man since I drank so much.
The most powerful being in this realm, he will make you drink water, and you will like it
βThe Culligan Water Man visited me last night, I was so scaredβ
The act of combining a Mull with a Cull
Again.
Yo Mull is too gooey when hes around cull
Yo βCULLIGAN!β Drop the toooooolllyyyyyyyy