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A throat and upper respiratory ailment that results from sucking a lot of dick. Symptoms include congestion, a hacking cough, crying, bitching, moaning, and occasionally death. Affects women and gay men. Can be treated by such maneuvers as a donkey punch, a white dragon, and the danza slap.
Jen was being a bigger bitch than usual so Joe assumed she was suffering from the cum lung and danza slapped her.
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Cum Lung is basically pneumonia but instead of water it’s fucking cum
Pneumonia as the result of inhalation of semen.
David caught a mean case of Cum Lung from Bobby after losing all those team drafts.
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When during sex you breathe in cum and it ends up in your lung.
The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.
When deepthroating and the male cums in the avioli and becomes very difficult to breath.
Last night billy bob gave me cum in lung disorder! I need my inhaler!
The act when a participant receiving head deep throats the other party. Right when the participant is about to ejaculate, he then punches the other party in the throat. This causes them to inhale in surprise, causing them to inhale semen into their lung.
Sabrina never heard of drowning in semen until I gave her the classic case of lung cum. Her physician asked for my number.
A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.
I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.