cuntfish

Generic insult suggesting the receiptient displays the least agreeable qualities of both a fish and a cunt.

Will Tracz, you display both the least agreeable qualities of a fish and a cunt, i therefore conclude that you, my son, are a cuntfish and a fucknugget and a cad.

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cuntfish

A womens vagina that smell`s like fish.
or when you are pissed off with someone it`s an insult telling them they smell like a smelly vagina.

I went down on "that girl" and she has a cuntfish.
or when your pissed off with someone.... oi you cuntfish fuck you.

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cuntfished

Being scammed online by a straight man pretending to be a woman, mostly with the intent of pulling nudes from other women.

Mandy turned out to be a dude. He cuntfished me.

Cuntfish

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

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Cuntfish

Tuna

He had a cuntfish sandwhich for lunch.