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Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated
Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals
Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.
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When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.
"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."
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can get erection but unable to ejaculate
poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"
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Absolutely controlled by a female. Completely pussy-whipped.
He's so cuntstipated he's never allowed a night out with the guys
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Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in 1 day!!
Fuk me, i feel so cuntstipated today....
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A dating dry-spell. Not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.
Gary: "When was the last time you got laid?"
Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."
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(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.
Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.
No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.
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