Strange substance that Buzz from Toy story claims he has sucked down...
"One minute your defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly you find yourself sucking down DARJEELING with Marie Antoinette and her little sister".
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An Indian tea which gained too much hype by the British and a drama group in 804
"Darjeeling is my personal favorite"- Constable Poe
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When you ejaculate inside a woman's vagina and have her stand over your face and drop the semen back into your mouth then spit the semen back into her mouth and have her force the semen back up your asshole then leak the feces tainted semen back into the girls mouth forcing her to swallow.
I had to break up with Lori after I found out she let Tyrone give her a Darjeeling Creampie.
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Lori's breath was horrible and I had a hard time kissing her after she let Tyrone give her a Darjeeling Creampie.
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A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.
Don't put the leaf in yet, sweetness. I fancy a Darjeeling standpipe.
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A school in Darjeeling, India. Known for its underqualified staff who act like it costs a shit ton of money to simply reply to a "hello". Very trauma inducing environment. All forms of patriarchal, misogynistic, anti-feminist views are enforced in this jail. All the mean girls here turn lesbian after 5th grade.
Therapist: So what caused all your trauma
Patient: Loreto Convent Darjeeling