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a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot
Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown
Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!
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a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot
Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown
Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!
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A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.
Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.
Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk and towers above her for no apparent reason.
She deftly places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk neatly blocking all attempts to 'View the Valley' with the strategicaly placed forearm.
It is a position that can be strongly defended for hours especially when used in conjunction with a swivel chair.
Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Offence.
Guy 1: "Aww, Maaan! Have you seen the new girl on reception? The most amazing frontage you ever man!!"
Guy 2: "Jeez! No dude. She totally flawed me with The Cleavage Defence."
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a professional man."
Having a very small amount of troops which will lead to certain defeat.
It was a cake walk. I stomped all over him with his Lint defence.
The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter
Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.
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The act of recreating walls immediately after they are destroyed in the Warcraft III custom map: Farmer's Revolt, in order to prevent the hunter from getting to you and slaughtering you.
Hunter is come! Quick Loltruck Defence or we are die!
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