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look around as longs as technologies has been around, it will sometime crap out. In WWII this were call "Gremlins", on XBL, it's usually blamed on Dr. Death.
*When Halo 2 has to reset the connection in the middle of the game* DAMN YOU DR. DEATH!!!
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A kit to commit suicide by Dr. Philip Nitschke, a.k.a Dr. Death.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.
X: "Scary stuff man!!! You know?... they sell a suicide kit invented by a guy known as Dr. Death."
Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".
X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."
Y: "And?"
X: "The poor bastard used the kit."
Y: "So... is he dead?"
X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."
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