DSP

Otherwise known as Darksydephil, DSP, who coins himself the “king of hate,” is a well-known former YouTuber let’s player, and a currently active Twitch streamer. He is known for blaming his lack of skill on lag, burning bridges with friends, and begging for money to pay his taxes.

It’s much more honorable to have a 9 to 5 than be a DSP e-begger.

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DSP

Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.

"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."

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DSP

An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.

Person 1:"I heard last night was pretty crazy. Do you even remember much of it?"
Person 2:"Yea, I was the DSP. I sure had to take care of a lot of people last night."

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DSP

Don't Surf Porn: the greatest anti-virus/anti-malware tool known to man. Never needs an update, never scans your disk drive, never costs anything and is 99.999% effective against trojans, worms, viruses, most spam and nearly all other computer badness.

babbleWork> speaking of AVs, what antivirus are you guys using these days?
<babbleWork> i'm using AVG at the moment
<mahil> im telling you, dsp is the best AV ever. i dont have to deal with it eating up my resources, constantly scanning

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DSP

If you hate some one you simply type DSP.
Die slowly and painfully.

But sounds stupid if you say it.

Chante: (ranting about how jamie is a loser)
Jamie: (types) DSP

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DSP

Dick Sucking Problem - problem of giving blowjobs easily and to too many guys

Amy has a major DSP. She blows me and my boys all the time for free. It's fucking great!

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DSP

The sexist man alive with a massive cock.

I would love to fuck DSP right now, but the line is too long... just like his cock.

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