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The act of takin' a large shit.
Damn I shouldn't have drank so much coffee. Now I have to take a mad danker
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Originated from the word Dank describing something as really good. Often in reference to one marijuana strain over another.
"This bud is way danker than yours!" or "Can I have the danker marijuana?"
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The act of going to concerts, events, social gatherings, etc. alone.
Ah damn, Brian can't go to the show tonight... I guess I'm going danker tonight!
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Another word for a Penis or Weiner.
"Trick you best get down on this DANKER before I put 5 across yo face."
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A ship name for Drew Van Acker and Drew Van Acker (An actor from the popular TV show, Pretty Little Liars, who portrays Jason Dilaurentis).
The ship name takes the first letter of his first name, the last two letters of his middle name, and the last three letters of his last name.
"What the fuck, you mean like Drew Van Acker kissing himself?"
"Could it get any Danker?"
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A danker, similar to a canker sore, are small, shallow lesions that develop on the soft tissues in your dick — under your ball section, on your shaft, or at the top base of your crank. Unlike cold sores, danker sores don't occur on the surface of your dick and aren't contagious. They can be very painful, however, and can make jerking and intercourse very difficult.
Heath, due to excessive jerking and lack of washing, developed a nasty danker sore. With a little dab of toothpaste and rest it healed -- and he was back to his normal routine.
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1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")
1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!
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