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A dark joke is an offensive joke with an unexpected punchline, usually making fun of yourself or current problems in society.
Someone: I hate these double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you’re "doing a good job", if you do it at home, you’re “destroying evidence”.
Someone 2: How could you be so insensitive! Don't make dark jokes!
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A joke that is so dark that it’s dad still hasn’t come back with the milk, and is also more prone to cops shooting at it.
Timmy: Wanna here a dark joke?
Bill: Sure.
Timmy: My uncle tickles me in my No Sox Box.
Bill: Hahaha... wait you’re not joking?
”Dark jokes have been passed for years. Each one worse than the next, such as: Boy: ”Hey I'm bored!” the graveyard keeper looks at him and spills some ashes on the floor than saying: ”There play with your brother.” or even, going too a person and saying, ”Are you a cop? Because I can't breathe.”
”Such things are known as dark jokes. If you use them, you are cool. And if you get mad at people for a bad joke, stop telling ”Why did the chicken cross the road?” He clearly just wanted some KFC. Anyway, good day Karen. Also, I haven't been seeing many children around school, you know where they went? I'm beginning too get bored.”
Sincerely,
—Jared from subway—
”If my wife had a dollar for every dark joke I told her,
She’d only have £/$0.77 in dark jokes.”
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dark humor jokes is like water...not everyone gets it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
American: what exactly is a Dark Humor Jokes ???
Someone that is not an american: y did the Americans really bad at chess
American: your not answering my question
Someone who is not an american: because they lost 2 towers
American: :l
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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know what home is! Now that's funny Dark Humor Orphan Jokes.
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Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.
dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.