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Darth Maul was a weapon forged by the hateful energies of the dark side to ensure the victory of the Sith over the Jedi order. A creature of pure evil, Maul had no personality beyond his ultimate devotion to his master, Darth Sidious. His goal was singular -- to exact vengeance upon the Jedi for the decimation of the Sith ranks.
The Republic first came to know of Maul only as a mysterious attacker. While Qui-Gon Jinn was escorting the fugitive Queen Amidala from Tatooine to Coruscant, Darth Maul swept down from above, lunging at Qui-Gon from his rocketing Sith speeder. Maul's attack was relentless; he hammered down lightsaber strikes against the accomplished Jedi Master, forcing him back time and again. It was only the timely interception of Qui-Gon by the Queen's Royal Starship that spared him.
Qui-Gon was utterly surprised and unprepared for such an attack. The Sith, everyone knew, were extinct, disappeared from the galaxy for a millennium. Yet the evidence was there -- a dark attacker, trained in the Jedi arts, brandishing a lightsaber no less.
Maul was dispatched by Darth Sidious to track down the Queen, a feat he accomplished through mysterious yet effective means. Traveling aboard his sleek Sith Infiltrator, Maul scouted the galaxy for the missing monarch, and reported his findings to his master. When Amidala returned to Naboo, Maul was there, waiting to face the Jedi once more.
As an undeniable example of his skill and devotion, Maul plunged headlong into battle against two Jedi warriors. Using his double-bladed lightsaber, Maul held off both Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn in the heart of the Theed Royal Palace. When the Jedi became separated, Maul killed Qui-Gon with a well-placed saber strike. Kenobi, enraged, attacked Maul. This barrage was deflected by Maul who used Obi-Wan's touching of the dark side as a conduit for a Force attack; using the Force, Maul pushed Obi-Wan into a deep mining pit. Kenobi held onto an outcropping for dear life. Calming himself by calling upon the light side of the Force, Kenobi was able to surprise Maul, and cleave him in half with his saber.
A pained look of bewilderment crossed Maul's tattooed face as death overtook him. His body fell into the melting pit, splitting in two as it tumbled into oblivion.
It was only a matter of time before Sidious acquired a new apprentice.
Darth Maul
Star Wars episode I
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When having sexual intercourse with two women, you put a strap-on on backwards and move in a pendulum motion, penetrating both of the women's anal canals.
"Hey what did you do with Ashley and Georgia"
"Dude, I Darth Mauled them"
"Nice, bro"
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When a man's pee stream splits in two, usually far enough apart that one stream will miss the toilet entirely.
"I was taking a piss and just Darth Mauled all over my shoes."
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A hilarious prank that involves chloroform, super glue, and a Darth Maul mask. Step one: choose a victim to chloroform. Step two: chloroform dey ass. Step three: squirt the Super glue on victims face; apply liberally. Step four: place mask on victims face.
You may also choose to super glue a dual bladed lightsaber onto the victims hand.
Example 1:
Sami: Let's Darth Maul Phil this weekend.
Rich: But I don't have any chloroform.
Sami: I have some we can use!
Example 2:
Charlie: Phil called me this morning crying he was really pissed that yall Darth Mauled his ass. That wasn't cool.
Sami: shut up Charlie or I'll Darth Maul you next.
Charlie: okay I won't say anything else about it.
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The action in which a black female rubs her period blood on her face in order to look like darth maul. Then uses two strap ons attached to either side of her body to penetrate two white boys
Oh man last night was crazy; john and I got darth mauled so hard.
When you have in-grown or red pimples all over your ball-sack and it starts to get really spikey.
Bruh get that goddamn Darth maul outta here it’s so spikey.
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To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.
Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.
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