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Titty master and baddest man alive, Dean Ambrose is currently one-third of WWE faction the Shield and future main eventer.
Seth Rollins: "CM who? Huh? That's Dean Ambrose right there! That's the United States Champion! That's the man you all wish you could be and that's the man all you ladies want to be with tonight!"
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The most badass, hottest person ever. Masters titties for fun. Hot lips, dirty hips, nice ass, high class, cute smile, Ambrose style.
Oh yea, Dean Ambrose is a badass sexy motherfucker.
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To not want to do something with someone because you don't respect them.
etymology: Pro wrestler Brock Lesnar worked a match with Dean Ambrose and he refused to do anything in the match. Allegedly because he didn't respect Dean Ambrose, or any of his ideas.
"Did you end up working with Jonathan on that podcast?"
"Naw, I Dean Ambrosed him"
"Yo, did you Dean Ambrose that guy?"
"Yeah man, obviously. All he ever wanted to do was was steal wheelchairs from the hospital and whip eggs at himself"
"He wanted to whip eggs at himself??"
"Yeah. He called it ' Bar-be-cuing eggs'"
"What?? That doesn't even make sense!"
"I know! THATS WHY I DEAN AMBROSED HIM"
"Hey Denise, you haven't answered any of my texts since i asked you to the homecoming dance. If you do't want to go with me, I'd rather you just said so"
"Max! I'd love to go to homecoming with you! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. My grandma died and I've been dealing with shit at home"
Oh! Cool! Sorry about your grandma. I thought maybe you were avoiding me because you didn't want to go with me"
"Max! I would NEVER Dean Ambrose you like that!"
"Wanna have sex after?"
"Yes. I'd love to"
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Dean Ambrose is a crazy son of a gun who has no idea what is going on and typically gets arrested for his lunitic behavior, long story short, HE IS A CRAZY IDIOT WHO SHOULD BE KILLED!
Dean: Gets hurt by Brock Lesner
Michael Cole “Dean is hurt guys”
2 Hours Later
Michael Cole “ Guys that’s Dean Ambrose!”
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