Delautful

causing delight as a result of a relation to Taylor Lautner.

Friend 1: What did you think of the New Moon movie?
Friend 2: Well, it was a shitty movie overall, but it was still very delautful.

Delauter

An ass with a wide rectum from which shit falls out continuously.

Brittany broke up with Mark when he refused to seek medical attention for his delauter.

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delautered

de·lau·tered /də'lô tərd/ Adjective
Having and expressing false beliefs about the way something should work despite overwhelming documentation to the contrary and despite having the education, training, or title which should have prevented such beliefs.

"Did you hear Bob's completely delautered rant about how gerbil farts are the cause of global warming? I never expected to hear that from our veterinarian."

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Kirby Delauter

A politician who's clueless about the First Amendment.

This Frederick County council member threatened to sue The Frederick News-Post in January 2015 for putting his name in the paper without authorization, thus lending his name to "delauter" and "Delauterism".

"Use my name again unauthorized and you'll be paying for an Attorney. Your rights stop where mine start."
(Kirby Delauter, in a Facebook comment) http : // media.utsandiego.com/img/photos/2015/01/06/Kirby_Delauter_t540.jpg

"... Kirby Delauter has no case. ..."
("Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter", FNP editorial that gloriously mentions the name Kirby Delauter 30 times, posted Tuesday, January 6, 2015) http : // www.fredericknewspost.com/news/politics_and_government/kirby-delauter-kirby-delauter-kirby-delauter/article_da85d6f4-fa3c-524f-bbf6-8e5ddc0d1c0a.html?mode=story

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