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A beautiful creature that lives in the forest. It looks like a white tailed antelope or some shit like that. It’s STRONG and gets all the ladies
Girl1. OMG IM HAVING A ORGASM IT’S A DERPALOPE
Girl2.OMG SAME !!!
Derpalope: An intimidating creature because of it's exceeding derpiness personified by an antelope with too many chromosomes.
Guy 1 to guy 2: Over that hill o'er yonder, I attempted to tame a derpalope. Worst decision of my life. I had this intense desire to live in a hole and get a stick shoved up my butt.
Guy 2 (Derpalope): DEEEEEERRRRRPP
Guy 1: Fuuuuuuuuu... cracy seeing you here.
Guy 1 is then subject to the extreme derpiness emanating from the derpaplope.